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Title:In which McCoy has the last word
Series: Star Trek: XI
Rating: PG
Warnings: none, unless you count Jim Kirk as a warning.
Wordcount: 499
Summary: For a st_xi_kink prompt. Jim's being an idiot again. McCoy does not approve.

( Jim Kirk made the word 'idiot' a verb. )




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Title:In which McCoy unwittingly starts a Ménage à Trois
Series: Star Trek: XI
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Wordcount: 933
Summary: For a st_xi_kink prompt. When it comes to Jim Kirk, sometimes you (McCoy) just don't want to know.

( When you bet with Jim Kirk, chances are, someone is going to get laid... )
So I've had some quality time with lol!crack. Now I can finally focus on my Trek OTP. aka: porn. :D